Lady Gaga & Michael Polansky Just Had a Baby. Here’s the Attachment Bomb Nobody Warns You About

Lady Gaga is a mom. Multiple outlets confirmed on September 11 that she and her fiancé, Michael Polansky, the low-key Harvard-educated tech executive she’s been quietly building a life with, welcomed their first child. Cue the internet meltdown. Meat dresses to maternity. Stadium tours to swaddles. A woman who has performed for the Super Bowl and…